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Him: Bakit hindi mo ko hinintay?

Me: Nagpahintay ka ba?

the worst way to commit suicide is by smiling while saying: "I'm happy for the both of you..."

Shuster vs. Sylvester

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Him: Where are you?
Me: Field. Why?
Him: I'm going home. Do you have any ride?
Me: Nope. I can manage. Take Care.
Him: Okay. You take care, too.
 ...
Him: By the way, you look good tonight.
Me: ...
 ...
Him: If only I can hold you close.

this war sucks.

srsly:

You can bet your ass I’m a bona fide member.

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mashimaro:

Quindin, or Brazilian Coconut Flan (via Matthew Fox)